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I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

Tue Oct 20, 2009, 2:50 PM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap and act ghetto

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'M A VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST live in the outback.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'M BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: My Uncle snoring.
  • Reading: This...?
  • Watching: The computer screen.
  • Playing: Sims 3
  • Eating: Dry toast. EW.
  • Drinking: Gatorade. Also, gross.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Get Me the Fuck Out of, Georgia
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ?...Huh?
  • Print preference: See Above Answer ^
  • Interests: Everything.
  • Favourite movie: That's Hard. Maybe: Juno, Because I Said So, Ramantic Comedy Shit.
  • Favourite band or musician: Currently? Aerosmith, Coldplay, Metro Station, The Cure, Bruse Springstein... The list goes on...
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Maybe?
  • Favourite artist: That's REALLY Hard.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hmmmm, Look Above ^
  • Favourite style of art: Every Type of Art.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod?
  • Shell of choice: The Gas Station.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Depends... Contemperary?
  • Skin of choice: Tan Babe!
  • Favourite game: Hmmmm... BS, Spoons, Card Games.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Huh?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Scooby Doo.
  • Personal Quote: That, that, Dude Looks Like A Lady!

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Comments


:iconthecrunchyblueberry:
CONSTAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!!! :glomp:

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When life gives you lemons....squirt the juice in your god damn water! Jesus, and people wonder why Americans are so obese....do you KNOW how much sugar is in a good glass of lemonade? Freakin'.....
:iconxxxsmokeyxxx:
KASSSSSIIIIIIIII! :clap:

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98% of teens have tried alcohol or drugs before. Put this in your signature if you have... B CUP BOOBIES!

Haha!
Didn't expect that one did you?

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:iconthecrunchyblueberry:
MEEEEEEP! Ok, sooooo so so so, I want to go to Oakland Cemetery with you and Michelle and Miranda and shoot a video. IT SHALL BE AMAZERINGRINGRING.

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When life gives you lemons....squirt the juice in your god damn water! Jesus, and people wonder why Americans are so obese....do you KNOW how much sugar is in a good glass of lemonade? Freakin'.....
:iconxxxsmokeyxxx:
YES! That will be better than amazing.

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98% of teens have tried alcohol or drugs before. Put this in your signature if you have... B CUP BOOBIES!

Haha!
Didn't expect that one did you?

Well, then, Listen to this!
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:iconthecrunchyblueberry:
We wanna use music from Brian Froud's Faeries soundtrack.
It's like, the best cd, EVER.
I'll talk to you guys more about it on FB. :)

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When life gives you lemons....squirt the juice in your god damn water! Jesus, and people wonder why Americans are so obese....do you KNOW how much sugar is in a good glass of lemonade? Freakin'.....
:iconyeniel:
Thank you for the fav on Maria!

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If there is no solution, there is no problem
~Shadoks~

Need a Devil may Cry Club? go to ~Devil-may-Cry-Inc
:iconxxxsmokeyxxx:
Your welcome! ^.^

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98% of teens have tried alcohol or drugs before. Put this in your signature if you have... B CUP BOOBIES!

Haha!
Didn't expect that one did you?

Well, then, Listen to this!
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:iconqueenofrabbits:
hallo!! squeeeeeeee!!!! >.<

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when life gives you lemons you wear them as shoes...
:iconxxxsmokeyxxx:
Hallo to you, young maiden!

How's summer? Was New York amazing?

If you you would like, my mother an I have an extra ticket to a showing of Shakespeare's Mid Summer Night's Dream and would be delighted if you would join us! The show is on the 10th of June....
If you would rather call me to discuss matters, my home phone is 770-934-8366. Hope to here from you soon!

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98% of teens have tried alcohol or drugs before. Put this in your signature if you have... B CUP BOOBIES!

Haha!
Didn't expect that one did you?

Well, then, Listen to this!
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